what the freak?

Whoa! Crazy arse dream, HO!!!! Was watching Pirates of the Caribbean before, and fell asleep halfway through. Only catnapped though, sleep for 10 minutes, then wake up, then sleep again, but Trin woke me up just before to show me something and I was in the middle of the STRANGEST dream I've had for a loooooooong time. From what I can recall, here's the basics...

*clears throat*

Seems I was an undercover cop in New York (or I assume it was New York from the end of it), may or may not have been a rookie. My partner was Avery Brooks (y'know, the guy that played Captian Ben Sisko on Star Trek: Deep Space Nine), and I was on an assignment to infiltrate a gang. Taking an initiation test thingo, where all these candidates had to go through this shooting gallery thing (best way I can explain it), and kick the arse of this dummy at the end of it. I rocked up carrying a pillow for some reason, and ended up shooting my gun through that, blew the dummy away, then shot the gang leader or someone I wasn't supposed to shoot. o.O Fade to commercial, and we come back to Spider-Man swinging down and saying "You ever wonder why there's no biatch under this mask? That's why they call me 'Spider-MAN'!"

Then Trinneh woke me up to show me THIS!!!!



That is all.