No I do NOT want another dead tree with your party's propoganda on it.

You know what shits me the most about elections? Not the annoying smear campaigns, not the endless empty promises, but the gigantic waste of resources that actually voting is. All those ballots, all the excess ballots that are left over because they need excess to make sure there's enough for everyone to vote, the cardboard voting booths, the ledgers containing every registered voter in the electorate, and THE GOD DAMN GAUNTLET OF LEAFLETS! Oh how I loathe that walk in. I despise that walk in, not being able to go 2 steps without being mobbed and having leaflets being shoved at you from every direction. I was very tempted to jump the fence to go into the school today to avoid the gauntlet.