The only way this could have been more epic was if I had actually been playing Optimus

Amid all the frantic scramble of AVCon preparation I have managed to find a wee bit of time to play some War For Cybertron. Autobots second mission, playing as Sideswipe, come across one of the many bloody Brutes. Brutes are annoying bastards, as you have to hit their backpacks to defeat them. They also like to focus on you, the player, and not the other two characters thereby giving you a nice shot. This particular Brute was being bloody tenacious and ignoring Optimus and Bumblebee completely, and, well, it just slipped out...

"GIVE ME YOUR BACK!"

Damn you Bay-imus Prime.