There's nothing like a dead tree edition though.

Helloooo, reading urges? Where did you go? There's five brand new, not-quite-so-shiny-anymore-as-they've-been-there-for-a-few-months-now books sitting on the bedside table waiting to be read.

*glances at ever growing list of ff.net pages in recent browsing history*

Ah, that's where you went. >_>