Because this is how my demented brain works.

Having recently decided to try my hand at a Nuzlocke Pokémon run, and with the release of Black and White next month, it's no wonder I've got the 'Mons on the brain recently. Which is how I came to ponder at work how much cooler life would be if Pokémon were real, and we could work with them.

"Yes, I'd like to return this obviously used item and want my full money back without a receipt."
*releases Gyarados, Hydro Pump to the face*
"Hmm, MANAGER says no."



Oh, and there's a Lego Pirates of the Carribean video game coming out later this year. Going by how fun the other Lego games are, PFFFT, DO WANT! :D